Just because I can handle an hour or two hours on the couch doesn't mean I want to be on the couch with Louie on my belly. Then, Prada will come in the living room and want up on the couch. This makes Louie bark at her because he is still having fun and she is in the process of messing that up. Of course, I pick Prada up and put her on the couch because I don't want to damage her psychologically and to also show Louie that it's not all about him. After I pick Prada up, she immediately wants to jump up on my shoulder to give me a kiss thanking me for picking her up. This show of affection, makes Louie jealous. So, he will jump up on my other shoulder and give me a kiss. This leads Prada to thinking it's a game...so she will lick me again. (Just for everyone to know...I hate being licked.) Louie, as a last resort, will walk on the back of the couch to my other shoulder and push Prada off. He will then walk across my shoulders/collarbone so that his back legs are on one shoulder, his front legs are on my other shoulder, and his body is all up in my face making it hard for me to breathe. Ugh, oh the joys. You Live, You Learn.
4 months ago